Wounded pelican

When a woman starts choking on a load of cum.

Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.

by JSmidt August 5, 2025

Wounded Veteran

A political candidate who is definitely going to lose an election.

Having a Wounded Veteran as a major party's candidate for president twice in twelve years against a much younger "opponent" should have made more people realize the United States is a corrupt country, not unlike Ukraine (let's see how much money Zelenskyy walks away with after his oval office meeting today).

by Publius0987 August 18, 2025

Wound Flower

A wound flower is an injury turned into a gift. The application is usually emotional, but I guess could apply physically. The idea is basically turning a bad thing into a good thing. Let something beautiful grow out of an open wound. Let the rotting flesh and toxic environment be the fertilizer to foster a new thing; a beautiful thing.

This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.

Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)

I never would have met LaStarsha if it wasn't for everything I had gone through with Terica, this relationship is really growing into a wound flower.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

A Wounded Impala

A person suffering from a severe hangover after a night of heavy drinking of Captain Morgan, Dark Rum

"Man, after all those rums last night, I woke up feeling like a wounded impala."

by CousinRayRay August 3, 2024

Fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

A big ugly hairy fanny

Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

by Tits up Big Baz April 11, 2024

Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"

Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.

by Curious Curls April 22, 2024

Wounded Gazelle

1 ~A Bitter-ass woman that uses her self-induced bad experiences to fuel her rage and takes it out on the world....especially as it pertains to men.

2~ Female in a group of females that is the easiest one to pick up. Sell her a few dreams and she's like putty in your hands. Inexperienced, vulnerable and gullible to your bullshit.

1~ "She runs around here behaving like a Wounded Gazelle. She needs to calm the fuck down."

2~ "Bretherin, I've spotted me a Wounded Gazelle."

by Zub-Zee July 15, 2022