Max

A guy who can seem so completely perfect in every way. He will make you feel beautiful and amazing, and you'll want to give everything to him. He's also a total Ass-hat. He will tell you everything you want to hear, but he will lie to get what he wants, he will dump you out of nowhere, and flirt with your friends. Don't trust him.

Girl: Max told me he loved me last night!
Max's ex: Yeah, haha, I remember when he told me THAT lie.

by BrokenHeartedLiedTo February 19, 2011

Max

Any girl who looks like a guy or wants to become a guy. After the character in the L Word.

I can't believe that girl is hanging out with Max.
She used to be so girly now, she's a Max.

by Ashley Joy May 20, 2007

Max

Max = Fail

Boy 1 - "That hot girl I slept with totally had a cock"
Boy 2 - "MAX!!!"

I Maxed lastnight
Im Maxing out everywhere
Your face is such a Max

by NFloor April 27, 2010

Max

Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..

That kid is such a max

by Evenett jones September 16, 2016

Max

Unintellectual, uninspiring, and has an extreme lack of tactical class on Football Manager

You have similair levels of class to Max

by Riggerbogger charles November 18, 2019

Max

Max was a name given to pathetic Roman soldiers during the great Fuckening. The name is meant to symbolize and is defined by the words “broken penis”. Someone named max often has a penis broken at a 90 degree angle. They are also very special. Very.

yoooo that tree looks like Max’s dick, broken at a 90 degree angle

by Sucuficater May 31, 2019

Max

Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing he’s successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.

Damn max why you so fat ?

by John tepu June 17, 2020