Tanner

Dumb stupid annoying bitch

Me: do you like tanner
Sadie: No❤

by You got rick rolled November 8, 2020

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Tannering

An embarrassing action in which the male vomits after being told by a topless female "Fuck me". After the vomiting the male then passes out and will never get laid as long as he lives.

Girl: " fuck me"
Guy: "blahhhhh"
Girl: " ewww you're Tannering"

Guy: " So did you fuck her last night?"
Other guy: " no I tannered"

by Roty October 4, 2013

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Tanner Johnson

Tanner is the sexiest mf alive!

Boy: “I wish I could be just like Tanner Johnson he’s so fucking sexy!

by Athea February 2, 2023

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Also known as the nearest place to take a dump. One may be using a Tanner toilet when they have to go, on the go. Is most commonly used on long trips, but can be used when in long meetings, or at dinner with friends.

Our trip to the zoo several of us had to use the Tanner toilet.
It’s never a good day when the Tanner toilet is being used.

by Tomorrow riser October 9, 2023

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Tanner

Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.

Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.

by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023

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