creamy stockings

when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream

Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift

by cock in bricks January 25, 2020

Stock VSCO Thot

The one person in your class who won’t shut up and mind their own business...

Yo, Demi is such a Stock VSCO Thot, I fucking hate it

by That_Lil_Sleeze April 15, 2020

Dirty Stock Exchange

when a male vomits into a females mouth, resulting in semen deposit into both the male and females vagina.

Hey bro, heard u gave the “dirty stock exchange” to jennifer last night.

by the_ceo_of_sex February 22, 2020

Stock Rock

A local nickname for Stock Island, Florida. The term has been used by locals for decades.

Cuzzy: Where you livin' now bubba?

Bubba: Stock Rock cuzzy. Never left!

by Conch Town May 22, 2020

Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020

stock daf

This is a DAF truck with no customization or non-standtard parts. These are usually driven by boring people with no taste of personilzation.

Phil gets so wet when he sees a stock daf, he will spend 15 hours in the customizer shop just to come out with a stock daf.

by angrygiraffemccoy October 1, 2020

Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.

Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022