Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.

Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!

by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022

Cyborg stock traders

Lightning fast emotionless stock or equity traders

The new generation are mainly cyborg stock traders

by 4liberianman September 14, 2022

this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."

by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022

stock bro

The kinda frat boys that are exclusively business majors, and/or have a stock market obsession. Their favorite pastime is mansplaining stocks

Yo, hes just a stock bro

by Jaunpuckile May 15, 2022