Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules

I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset

by Porg009 January 14, 2024

Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023

Mule Cunt

The cunt of a mule.

Slang for: Someone who is extremely lazy and also smells like a cunt.

"Coleman said that mfr is a mule cunt."

Gosh I cant stand that guy, He is such a "mule cunt".

by CSMCOLEMAN August 24, 2022

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Mule

A person who illegally harvests (receives), transports and deposits voter ballots into multiple ballot collection boxes in return for a fee.

Dude, I made bank in my state as a mule for the last election.

by cokathleen May 10, 2022

2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.

Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?

by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022

mule mode

no set definition, you just know. Imagine your skinny science teacher with a bit of a stubble who drinks pale ale with slightly wavy hair. Imagine Rosie Merrimen ( a girl with wavy hair who doesn't like Charlotte anymore and looks like Anne Frank and Anne Hathaway combined). Mule mode is a way of life. Its not a complement nor is it an insult. Ghasts are mule mode, abandoned mine shafts are mule mode. If you are unsure if something is mule mode contact 07453640995

"God she's mule mode" "that's not very mule mode of you"

by christainc December 25, 2021