Mariah Carey

A very, unique, high pitch in the world of music

Friend: Whats the loudest sound you ever heard?

Me: Mariah Carey, of course

by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021

Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr

Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull

by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021

Mariah

Literally the hottest person you would ever meet they are loving caring loyal and would treat you amazing.

Mariah is the best gf ever

by coolestpeople69 November 20, 2021

Mariah

Mariah is a funny, kind, cute , and the most awesome person I ever met. She has brown hair and brown eyes wants to try everything but gets scared. Is a badass never just gives up. If you ever meet a Mariah never loose her. Don’t piss her off because she will fight back. Usually favorite color is lilac and a Sagittarius. Love her till no end.

Mariah just wanted to remind you you are a bad bitch. <3

by Mtb11232008 October 27, 2021

Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...

Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...

by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021

Mariah

A Mariah is a person who is extremely knowledgeable in the nazism arts. Mariahs are also known to pull reverse Michael Jackson’s and in doing so they like white cheddar popcorn a bit too much. Mariah is known to do some NSFW stuff with dog.( Bentley)

Look that Mariah is doing the the hitler salute while pulling a reverse Michael Jackson.

by anonymous July 27, 2021

Mariah

A Mariah is one crazy person. Boy oh boy. Whenever they are around they are always messing around and making jokes that aren’t even funny. They get so fired up whenever you talk about their experience in clown collage so remember not to bring it up in front of them unless you really truly actually want to get slapped in the face. They are about the height of a small pig and play basketball like Aaron Rodgers so make sure to compliment them next time you see them. Also a Mariah is a gangsta and eats popsicles with her teeth.

: Hey is that a Mariah?
: Heck yeah! That’s one bad@$$ gangsta momma.

by One Bad@$$ grandma February 21, 2022