map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .

Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

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A MAP (Malicious Ass Pedophile) is a fancy term for a pedophile. It is constantly used to make an image of someone who's around 18, and the victim is 17, but most of the time, it's, like, a fucking 9 year old. In short, a degenerate. It is commonly perceived as "Minor Attracted Person" but they're not normal people, they're assholes.

You should beat a MAP with a rotted piece of wood in the balls.

by anonmounyn December 7, 2022

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The bane of any geometry dash players existence

Person 1: I fucking hate map packs

by Sackanballs6969 December 11, 2022

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MAPs, or minor-attracted persons, are people with nothing better to do other than complaining that "children can consent" because they are assholes who sit on the computer screen all day instead of going outside. Most MAPs have a mental problem called "stupidity" that lowers their IQ substantially.

MAP: I like fricking children because i'm a degenerate who has never touched grass or a woman

by heniuwnhiuhfbiuwgv January 6, 2023

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