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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 26, 2021
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siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.
Hey man I just did a Siberian missile
by SilentTeller July 17, 2022
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Piss Missile

A piss middle is often seen at Just The Tip’s old man softball games. These missiles are not to be messed with and should be fielded with care to risk injury if one was to not exit the premises. Slop says so. Bet on it.
During the game with The Late Show there were plenty of piss missiles to be seen. Not many were caught.
by Just a Tip August 2, 2022
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Cruise missile

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.
by Partsdriver August 4, 2022
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A Missile

A girl whose super fine; a 10
Person 1: Damn bro have you seen her she’s a missile.

Person 2: What makes u say that?
Person 1: She’s so fine she could light this whole place up
by CheesyChunk August 5, 2022
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The Missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
by Mikelmouse July 1, 2022
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Fish missile

Launching a fish out the car window at a high speed to hit another vehicle
I just fish missiled that Chevy over there

I’m going to throw a fish missile
by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022
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