Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023
Get the London Tool mug.Requiring two people but works best with three. There is a Furnace, a Chimney, and a Sweeper. The sweeper prepares the Chimney by rolling them on their back feet first so their ass points up in the air and gently inserts anal beads into the Chimney's open anus. The Furnace prepares the smoke by ripping a massive bong load and then blows the load into the Chimney's open asshole, Loading the chimney. The Furnace then vigorously rips the anal beads out, forcing the bong load into the Sweeper's mouth.
Dan: I can't believe how long the smoke trail was last night.
Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.
Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.
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A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
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everyone wants to know a london lesbian, but the chances are there's one who goes to your school. you'll find them at grammar, prep, and private school mainly, however some of them can be found at normal schools. they're all rich and have a good sense of style.
everyone wants to know a london lesbian, but the chances are there's one who goes to your school. you'll find them at grammar, prep, and private school mainly, however some of them can be found at normal schools. they're all rich and have a good sense of style.
person 1: have you seen blue's new tiktok?
person 2: who's blue?
person 1: oh blue's one of those london lesbians
person 3: yea they're clapped, i prefer noemie!
person 2: who's blue?
person 1: oh blue's one of those london lesbians
person 3: yea they're clapped, i prefer noemie!
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