Another word for a penis
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Get the John mug.John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.
by Ddppaof February 14, 2019
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by John Schlegel February 26, 2015
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by ThatAfkGuy September 12, 2016
Get the John mug.John needs care and attention (who doesnt). I'm sorry that i don't seem to give enough sometimes. He is always in my thoughts and i wish i could be there to show him what he means to me.
"John, open my skull and you'll see
theres not much happening but you and me. 🤫"
"Thats sad, Jane. There should be happening more, don't you think?"
"Yes, but the rest makes more sense when you're with me."
theres not much happening but you and me. 🤫"
"Thats sad, Jane. There should be happening more, don't you think?"
"Yes, but the rest makes more sense when you're with me."
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