Jake

Adjective:
Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.

"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."

by Crazy And Zaki January 7, 2018

Jake

Jake is the sweetest most caring person you'll ever meet he will tell you look great even if yu don't he will say he loves yu no mater what he will lose friends for you if you have him as a boyfriend or best friend or even friend make sure to hold on to him and never let you he makes your life complete and makes your world turn sometimes lies are spread about him but you clarify with him what happened and yu know he would never lie

I love you so much Jake.

by Littlelilly September 18, 2017

Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.

Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.

by Psuto-under June 12, 2017

Jake

A fat cunt that no one likep

Hate jake , sucha dick

by Swag Master696969 July 13, 2017

Jake

Guy with extremely large penis usually takes the blame for everything when it’s not his fault and is attracted to personality then looks

Jake has a big dick

by Anna Barnes February 26, 2019

Jake

Jake is a sexy mofo who has a huge penis and balls. He is 25% and is a well known coochie slayer. He is known for his huge dick that is about 15 inches long. It’s so big that he tapes it to his leg. Everyone wants to be Jake, for he fucks a new bitch every night.

He must be a Jake, his dick is huge.

by Jakefishyyyy December 30, 2018

Jake

A truthful person. If any one touches his girl he will break you like he broke Tim. And he has a big chode

A:ow jake he hurt me

Jake:it’s fine I’ll deal with him

by Jake.w January 12, 2019