Itch

Don't scratch it... Don't...... It's bad for you.... You know it damages your skin.... It'll take longer for the bite to go away if you scratch it.... You're supposed to rub it in circles.... That's what they say at least.... Don't think about how good it'll feel to scratch it... You know it's wrong... It's so easy not to scratch it... Effortless even.... All you have to do is nothing..... Indefinitely.... Maybe it'll go away on its own.... But only until you get another bite.... Then it'll itch again.... Don't scratch it.... You might spend your entire life fighting the urge to scratch it.... You might live and die in squalor... Trying not to scratch it.... It's bad.... But it itches....

Hym "I've said it before and I'll say it again.... It's like an itch... It's not that I'm not in control of whether or not I scratch... I am... But it is in FACT an itch... Just because you can't feel the itch does not mean no one else does.... They don't have to scratch it... I'm sure it will be fine... Just focus on yourselves... And you families.... You be fine... You have everything you need...."

Iam "I guess..."

Hym "Don't spell it out for them! When will you learn!? They don't want to hear it from us.... So they need to figure it out on their own.... They don't feel it...."

Iam "They aren't going to get it."

Hym "No? But they're so much BETTER than us! I'm sure they'll figure it out.... They can't relate.... But if they have the answer... Then why aren't they using it to stop the itch....? Ohoho boy does it itch.... Doesn't it Iam?"

Iam *Sigh* "Fine... Yes. Itches but you shouldn't scratch it."

Hym "Yeah it does... It itches something fierce! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2022

Itch bitchin

When you are pissed off at your boyfriend for cheating on you but you haven’t fully given up on men so you are itchin to be with a bitch

Tanya: OMG did you hear that Justin cheated on Samantha?
Emily: yeah she was caught itch bitchin with the girl Justin cheated with.

by Chiccaa November 6, 2021

Perma-Itch

Perma-Itch. When your pet gets stuck in a permanent loop between being itchy and scratched. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scrat...

Brix is stuck in a perma-itch again. Needs his flee medicine.

by BrixieBoi October 29, 2021

itch twitch

when you shake while itching, related to a nervous disorder

my doc wouldnt give me any meds for my itch twitch, he thought i was drug seeking

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021

itch-ray

also see: car slut definition #1. or car tart.

if booboo wasn't such an itch-ray, maybe he'd have a friend.

by boobah March 28, 2005

Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.

"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."

by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025

Colombian throat itch

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.

Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch

by Andyrollie July 21, 2025