homework

A diversion that the teatchers use to make sure kids are really who they say they are. They place the tinyest camera where you put your name so they know if the dog really ate your homework.

Honest Mrs. carrot! I did my homework and it flew out the window. Honest!

by anonymous kids from around the world November 12, 2003

homeworks

An unnecessary pluralization of "homework" used carelessly and with poor taste.

"Did y'all do your homeworks?"
"Yea-yum!"

by Dan Copulsky July 31, 2006

homework

Code word referring to alcohol in lands where alcohol is not to be possessed/consumed.

RA: What's in the backpack?
Oh just some homework.

Let's go on a homework run to gear up for tonight.

by Tyler "Tyler Lomborg" Lemburg March 15, 2009

homework

Life's way of kicking us in the ass.

Girl: Aww man, I have so much homework!
Friend: Dude, you had half an hour. I had 8 hours.

by soyeahprettymuch November 20, 2013

homework

a assignment you normally get from school. it is very boring and many students dont want to do it but, they must push through it.

"i really dont want to get homework today"
"last nights homework was so hard"

by rosiedog1! December 11, 2013

homework

A slimy piece of shit the teacher scoops out of their ass, and then throws it to the class.
The homework will expect you to do tons of shit that won't even do anything to benefit you.

Friend: Wanna hang out later?
Me: No, I have this fucking slimy shit they call "homework."

by disgusting_toenail_clippings November 25, 2016

homework

shit the teachers give you to complete at home since it's not enough for them to torture you at school for like most of the day almost every five days a week. THEY say it's for shit like 'practice with what you’ve learned in the classroom' or that it ' helps you to gain and retain more knowledge than would be possible with only classroom work.'. honestly this shit should really be optional, since during MY life experience so far homework has done jack shit for the most part. also they REALLY like giving big ones for you do do over the fucking HOLIDAYS/VACTATION, one problem THERE being that most of the teachers don't seem to give two fucks what homework you've already been set by other teachers, so you end up with a TON of annoying homework shit that takes ages to do

'here's your homework, it's due in tomorrow'

by 5magmacubes December 24, 2015