Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.

Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.

by Meistersinger January 21, 2009

Grammar Hitler

The supreme leader of all the Grammar Nazis. He is the ultimate Grammar Nazi and puts all others to shame with his amazing grammatical-ness.

Oftentimes synonymous to 'English teacher', unless your teacher happens to be of the lazy I'm-only-here-for-the-cash variety who spends all of class on Facebook.

Jake might be a Grammar Nazi, but Josh really is the Grammar Hitler.

by How Inane December 13, 2010

pimpin' hitler

n.
1. Hitler wearing awesome bell bottoms and disco-ing.
2. When a person you hate looks mighty fine in a disco outfit.

There's Ben/Becky he/she is a pimpin' hitler.

by booogymaaan October 18, 2008

hitler paul

God of jizz on 2 year olds

Hitler paul

by Lennon Jamie September 12, 2020

Stabbing Hitler

The art of a male stroking his own reproductive organ.

Johnny was bored so he got on the computer and began stabbing hitler.

by Dust Bucket March 2, 2011

Super Hitler

Hitler but a lot fucking worse hence fucking super hitler

The only one that can defeat Spongebob

gOd

my dad

my dad is Super Hitler

by _xParadoxical March 6, 2019

Adolf Hitler

A guy that was born in 1889 and spoke very powerfully during his speeches as a politician in Germany. Sadly, due to his rival, Joseph Stalin, who was also a good politician, he died.

People misunderstand him, he asked for a glass of juice from his general, Hans, who had ear surgery at the time. As a result, Hans heard "Gas zhe Jewz", he was simply misunderstood.

Guy 1: "Adolf Hitler sucks!"

Guy 2: "Adolf Hitler helped us! What do you mean!?"

Guy 1: "He did terrible things!"

Guy 2: "No, that was Hans."

by ahahsuahahsha August 15, 2023