hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.

Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.

by Tbone56 April 5, 2014

helmet washed

A blow job/oral sex given to a man.

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!

by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014

Helmet Inspection

The act of using your tongue to lick under the head of the penis.

Last night while Jessica was going down on me she gave me a helmet inspection! It was amazing!

by thesnowman611 March 8, 2015

slut helmet

A protective hat containing the image of a silver fox

Don your slut helmet; the thirsty are on the loose.

by saraht333 March 29, 2015

Helmet kid

A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language

Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"

by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019

god helmet

hijab

yo that is a bangin god helmet, where can I get one of those??

by johnrene22 May 24, 2019

Safety Helmet

Getting head with a condom on.

Since we barely know each other. Gina and I decided to go with the safety helmet. Safety first!!!

by *R~S* August 24, 2019