G Fresh

contraction of "Geoff Fresh", or "Geoffrey Fresh", sometimes used as G (Fresh), it is used as a nom de plume to indicate a strong tongue-in-cheek response or recommendation or assignment or attribution to the author, one who is named "Geoff" or "Geoffrey". One can also use a mitigated version, as in "G (fresher than most)". The usages are an intellectualization of Geoff's emotional or intentional states of mind when presented as a salutation and authorship.

In a letter to a friend, example:
(discussing Apple's new phone product release)

What do you mean, "almost complete"?

Hell, they're sucking out your bodily fluids while you sleep for their alien experiments... Pretty soon, you'll wake up and say, " Steve IS my savior, no one else maketh me to lie down in green pastures..."

What is next? Perhaps the latest Apple 'next great thing'? A smart TV? .... Electrode implantation?

You just need to clone the whole family for the almighty fruit, blessed be it! Apple suite of products for everyone!!

I genuflect in the direction of Cupertino,

G fresh

by QPower December 15, 2011

Fresh minute

The newer and better way of saying hot second that makes you sound like an elite memelord

Zack: “wait up a fresh minute”
Joey: “sure”

by Toxk March 7, 2020

SOLE FRESH

Compiles of Nick Fury and Captain X or Nardo and Know, respectively.

When one hears the best music they are hearing SOLE FRESH.

This music is on point. It's SOLE FRESH.

by sexyylover November 16, 2009

shower-fresh

the term used for describing how clean you are.

Dude: Yeah, got a date tonight.
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"

by f150baby December 10, 2010

retro fresh

a style in which something new or modern is designed to look retro.

Damn that chair is retro fresh!

by Dan727 August 12, 2007

Fresh and clean

Free of sexually transmitted diseases

I have no sexually transmitted diseases so I am fresh and clean

by Miktoms October 19, 2017

Fresh Clam

The pussy when it is nice and smooth, fresh and clean right out of the shower. Ready to be shucked out of them panties and eaten.

Rachel has the sweetest fresh clam. My face was deep.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018