crunchy nudes

Nude photo from a dusty cougar

Your mom sends crunchy nudes

by Winklemonster June 26, 2021

crunchy

eternal sadness :(

"don't you ever feel crunchy?"
"yeah i do"

by crunchy_munchy June 27, 2021

crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.

"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.

You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.

by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018

Crunchy

An adjective used to describe an object, person, vibe, music or set of activities and interests as cool or hip.

Anyone interesting or eclectic.

"What's the name of this song? It's crunchy!"

"I like your style. You've got some crunchy taste!"

"This summer has been crazy fun! I'm honestly just living a crunchy life."

by Kasualkazoo July 24, 2017

Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.

"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"

by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017

Crunchy Bunch

A pink teddy bear

What’s a crunchy bunch he asked;

That would be a pink teddy bear!

by Ryansjs6 November 2, 2018