Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer

Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!

by anonymous June 10, 2017

cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

Seth Cooke

A kid that is always hovering around, doesn’t leave you alone and constantly smells like he lives in a jungle or lives with a pack of dogs. Can be friendly at most times but annoying at other times, he’s a hardcore gamer tha5 is the type of kid who plays minecraft or terraria.

“Oh hey.... it’s..... Seth Cooke.......”

by TeenPregnancy_HotPie_69 October 18, 2019

Dr. Cook

The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.

Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!

Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.

Guy 1: Well shit!

by Bromancuh52 December 31, 2011

cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

by Got slurpee November 6, 2018

cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.

Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018

Jamie Cook

Jamie Cook is the guitarist of the british band Arctic Monkeys. His birthday is on 8 July 1985. He is married and has a child

Jamie Cook on the BROWN guitar

by death_ramp July 23, 2018