Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

by IhateCATSwithApassion June 19, 2010

cat

An animal that claims your furniture as it's own. It uses the furniture as a jungle gym.

"Foxy, get off of the furniture! You are just a cat! Not a leopard!"

by im.back.brush December 22, 2014

Cat

A furry domesticated feline.

That cat is so cute!

by BaeDrivenInsane💋💔🔪🔫 March 13, 2015

cat

a fluffy ball of wonder

do you like my cat

by hey girl hey :) November 28, 2018

cat

cat, an animal that stinks

that cat smells terrible what the fuck

by Piet wijn June 8, 2018

Cat

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE DEFINITION OF CATS YOU STUPID FUCK?

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT CATS ARE

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuck March 26, 2017

Cat

Those self-centered bastard will meow until you've become a cat slave. Lots of fleas.

Here's your order of stolen steak from the dining room counter Cat.

by Djflamer September 21, 2017