Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

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Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie

Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy

by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025

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The sexual act where you put a string through the largest blueberries one could find and turn them into anal beads. Proceed to put then through your partners arse for sexual pleasure. You could also dip the blueberries in chilli powder to add a spicier and tangier sensation to your sexual partners arse. This would also allow better taste during the sexual act of rimming. This act is very similar to the act of performing figging.

Mole groaned with pain and pleasure as she performed the dirty dirty blueberry.

by eatdogs4life October 24, 2025

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Fucking blueberries

When someone is talking to you crazy or think they are the main topic

If someone thinks you care abt something that’s old you can say “you btcks are fucking blueberries”

by Bigdicmari&cherish March 5, 2025

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Blueberry Pie

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy while she has a blue waffle, flip her over, and cream in her ass.

Can also involve having a cuck eat her ass out and suck all the fluids out, being the one to eat the blueberry pie.

"Hey man, what was going on with shalissa?"
"oh, I was making out with shalissa yesterday and ended up giving her a blueberry pie"

by pyssstorm May 15, 2025

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