Hot an ready

A gurl who doesn't have STDs or body funk from being came in all day and doesn't require a shower before they enjoy themselfs.

Like how is for play now a day's hold up I got a shower an hide how gross I am 1st. .. BUT HOLD THAT ENERGY ILL B BACK N 45 MINS pretending to b hot an ready!

by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021

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Southtown Ready

When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.

Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready

by PapiRyan July 11, 2021

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Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012

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get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

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round up ready

Round up in used to kill plants. Plants that are Round up ready won't be killed by the chemical.

Also can be said if you crop dust someone, "fart as you walk past them ".

I hope your round up ready, because I just crop dusted you!

by Mookie B. July 21, 2017

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