November 9th

This is national push moriah off a bridge day

Hey moriah it’s November 9th
Moriah - shit

by Zendagreat November 5, 2023

November 9th

November 9th is the day you shake somebodys head who's name starts with a S,M,H

"Hey Harley, Its November 9th!"
"So?"
"I get to shake your head!"

by BigFatPickle November 8, 2023

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

July 9th

greatest person ever born.will have the characterstics to be the most beatiful ever in mankind

if you are born on july 9th you are very special

by YOU ARE THE BESTT!!! February 3, 2024

february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!

"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."

by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024

April 9th

National spoil your girlfriend with love day

Today is April 9th it’s the day you suffocate your girlfriend with love and only princess treatment is accepted

by Lolita99 April 9, 2023

May 9th

May 9th is hug your gf and they kiss you day.

(hugs gf)
(gf kisses)

may 9th means hug your gf and they’ll kiss you day.

by blackbababushka May 8, 2023