December 9th

International kill a furry day. Wait until some furries on Reddit see this and be like "oH My GOd tHe AnTIFuRS". What are you waiting for? Go kill a furry already.

Person: *checks calendar*
Oh it's December 9th.
*Kills a bunch of furries circlejerking on Reddit*

by leo123456 December 8, 2023

December 9th

Post your bae today, show em your appreciation for them 😍 !

Chloe: *post bae*
Bae: yoo, why you post me today so randomly?

Chloe: Its December 9th!!!

Bae: Whats December 9th??

Chloe: Post your bae day 🤭

by xozi4n December 8, 2022

April 9th

National spoil your girlfriend with love day

Today is April 9th it’s the day you suffocate your girlfriend with love and only princess treatment is accepted

by Lolita99 April 9, 2023

May 9th

May 9th is hug your gf and they kiss you day.

(hugs gf)
(gf kisses)

may 9th means hug your gf and they’ll kiss you day.

by blackbababushka May 8, 2023

August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023

October 9th

Example: for October 9th table any pictures you have of your crush, then post them in order to show your appreciation

October 9th I posted my crush on social medias.

by Jakey380 October 3, 2023

July 9th

National Josh is fucking day

Omg it’s July 9th. Time to fuck

by Liljosh July 9, 2023