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southern water

person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit

person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine
by comfortedreality May 4, 2023
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Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
by anonymous May 4, 2023
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Albino Water Fountain

When you blow your load into your partners mouth, and they they spit it back into yours, like a water fountain.
Ashley tried to albino water fountain me last night. She got caught with a mean right hook
by embasin May 10, 2023
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Penis Water

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.
"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".
by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022
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Greek Water Feature

When your going down on a woman and use your tongue to hit her g-spot and make her squirt into your mouth and you spit it out towards her face like a Greek statue fountain
He was going down on me last night and decided to Greek water feature me!
by Queef jerky 69 December 5, 2022
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Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..
Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.
by Hermankey December 12, 2022
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Alaskan Water dragon

The Alaskan Water dragon is a sexual act that is primarily done on a women. The female fills your mouth up with water, while she’s giving you head. You jam your cock deep in your partners mouth as you finish and see the water and cum come out her nose.
Chloe wanted to try something new so we performed the Alaskan water dragon
by Thunder cock14 December 13, 2022
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