Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night
Person B: 🤔 Oh, cap city central alert! 🚨 Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 🦕💤
Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! 🙌
Person B: 🤥 Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. 🏰🐭 That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts
Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! 💯🔥
Person B: 🤣 Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. 🪐 #OutOfThisWorldLies
Person A: Man, you never believe me!
Person B: 🙄 Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! 🎩🏛️ #ElectionDayEveryday
Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. 😏
Person B: 🤨 Oh really? Show me the receipts then! 📲👀
Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. 😎💬
Person B: 🚨 Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! 🚨 Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. 📚📱 #TechnicalDifficulties
Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!
Person B: Trust? 🤣 That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. 🦄👣 #LegendaryLies
Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.
Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? 🧢😂 I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. 📖🌍 👸🎭 #CapCityParade
Person B: 🤔 Oh, cap city central alert! 🚨 Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 🦕💤
Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! 🙌
Person B: 🤥 Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. 🏰🐭 That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts
Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! 💯🔥
Person B: 🤣 Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. 🪐 #OutOfThisWorldLies
Person A: Man, you never believe me!
Person B: 🙄 Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! 🎩🏛️ #ElectionDayEveryday
Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. 😏
Person B: 🤨 Oh really? Show me the receipts then! 📲👀
Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. 😎💬
Person B: 🚨 Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! 🚨 Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. 📚📱 #TechnicalDifficulties
Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!
Person B: Trust? 🤣 That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. 🦄👣 #LegendaryLies
Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.
Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? 🧢😂 I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. 📖🌍 👸🎭 #CapCityParade
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