Ralphs Italian Ice

An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too

Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!

by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021

ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.

ice's first law of maps just look at some maps

by icesuu July 9, 2021

Why is my ice cream green?

A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.

You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".

by Eric Altman January 20, 2026

Ice

ICE. United States International Immigration and Customs enforcement. Come to the land of the free expecting hospitality? I'm sorry. Just lay low and talk to local immigrants that learned the hard way, esse.

Sis, ICE ain't on your side. You dumbass coconut. (Brown on the outside, white on the inside.)

by SinanaCeruleana January 22, 2026

Iced

When a government agency murders an innocent citizen

They iced Renée Nicole Macklin Good

by fdt247 January 30, 2026

ICE dancing

v. Olympic demonstration sport in which a determined cadre of enthusiastic but unorganized amateurs encounter superbly outfitted but inept and overzealous troops. Somewhere between terpsichorean performance art and rugby but with more pepper spraying.

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TV tonight looks like a choice between a biathlon and ICE dancing. What’s your preference?

You know me. I’ll take the one with the most gunfire.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2026

ICE fishing

Driving around with Mexican flags or other Mexican things on your car, in hopes of being pulled over by ICE and wasting their time (usually done by white people).

"My Mexican flag just came in; wanna go ICE fishing?"

by teacupgoldfish February 8, 2026