ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.

ice's first law of maps just look at some maps

by icesuu July 9, 2021

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drunk ice

The slightly melted ice remaining in the bottom of your mixed drink glass. Wait staff will want to take it from you, but there is still a little alcohol in there.

I told the waiter that I'd like to keep my glass of drunk ice.

by MGindy January 15, 2026

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A common euphemism used when a situation, product, or life event is fundamentally broken, glitched, or "not what you ordered." Used to express a mix of absurdity and frustration when reality fails to meet basic logic.

You meet a first world problem like a drink in a bottle that is not the right shape for you so you could simply say "Why is my ice cream green? " as things are not exactly as you wanted. Basically it replaces "This is not what I asked for".

by Eric Altman January 20, 2026

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Ice

ICE. United States International Immigration and Customs enforcement. Come to the land of the free expecting hospitality? I'm sorry. Just lay low and talk to local immigrants that learned the hard way, esse.

Sis, ICE ain't on your side. You dumbass coconut. (Brown on the outside, white on the inside.)

by SinanaCeruleana January 22, 2026

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