The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

yap city

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by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

City of feck

When a place is not to your satisfaction or liking

"come on Jonas, lets get out of here. This place is one big city of feck!"

by Littlellama336 February 22, 2024

yum city

A term to describe a person's intense attraction to a female or male

While shopping at the market, I saw a milf that was absolute yum city!

by anonymous February 24, 2024

Cooper city

Where you can be a student athlete with a great future and honors classes, yet get harassed by the paid police that all take steroids and think they are sheriffs. And even when you still become rich they still find away to take you away. A holes. Young wild and free. Careless (whose more careless the teen growing or the oinkers)

What is Cooper City. Is it a good place to be.

by Fenix February 25, 2024

cap city central

When someone is so full of shit.
(Gen alpha slang)

A: Yo, I lowkey bagged this mad baddie last night.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.

by anonymous February 26, 2024

cap city central

When someone is so full of shit.
(Gen alpha slang)

A: Yo, I lowkey bagged this mad baddie last night.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.

by anonymous February 26, 2024