Benjamin Roll

A sushi roll made by wrapping your cock in $100s

This girl I’m talking to said she didn’t like sushi…I responded by making her Benjamin roll

by JNukez December 3, 2020

Rolling Thunder

THE BEST MOVE THERE IS IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOU’RE NOT A TRUE HAIKYUU FAN.

“ Rolling thunder!! “

“ Whats that? “

“ Get out. “

by NOYA-SAAAAAAN December 5, 2020

prison roll

-a roll of nummy meats served in a prison
-a shonky rolled cigarette
- a poo done after a heavy night of drinking

Oi Boomer, are we having prison roll or what tonight?

by anonymous December 6, 2020

The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!

“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”

by dannyjerks December 14, 2020

pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others

"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

eye-rolling

The act of moving one's eyes in a way to be sassy and offensive. It's a non-verbal way to tell someone to "fuck off," much like giving the middle finger. Although they don't actually say "fuck off," that's what the gesture means in that manner.

Teenage daughter: *eye-rolling at father*
Father: "Don't tell me to fuck off!"
Teenage daughter: "I didn't!"
Father: "The fuck you didn't!"

by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 20, 2020

Sperm Rolling

A term used for the rolling of sperm, but no one knows how to do such a thing, so people just say it for fun, when it means To roll a mothertrucken rolling pin on ones nut sacks. VICIOUSLY!

"man that's some nasty ass Sperm Rolling"
"nah bro I'm relaxed"

by 7Yes7 January 2, 2021