Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Two (TPOT)

A British, loved Algebralien From the hit series made by JacknJellify - BFDI: The Power Of Two, or TPOT for short

Person 1: Who is your favourite bfdi host?
Person 2: Oh, it's got to be Two (TPOT)!

by BFDIfan_2763 April 7, 2024

Two

A British, loved Algebralien From the hit series made by JacknJellify - BFDI: The Power Of Two, or TPOT for short (NOT THE NUMBER)

Person 1: Who is your favourite bfdi host?
Person 2: Oh, its got to be Two!

by BFDIfan_2763 April 7, 2024

two heartbeats

being turned on

“you’re so sexy”

“omg that just gave me two heartbeats !”

by bowww April 8, 2024

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

two finger blowout

When one partner simply takes 2 fingers unexpectedly. Then the other partner receives 2 fingers shoved in the butthole and then proceeds to have explosive diarrhea.

She was in the doggy position a waiting his cock, when he surprisingly shoved 2 fingers in her butthole and explosive diarrhea occurred. With great excitement he jumped up and yelled, "Yes! That's what I call a two finger blowout".

by LissyBlissy April 19, 2024

Two flips of the same coin

"two flips of a same coin" means that when you flip the same coin twice you'll either get the exact same side or two opposite sides. This is an expression used in reference to people who often have the exact opposite opinions (as the chance of opposite sides is 2/3) happen to have the exact same opinion on a subject. It can also be used sarcastically or twisted to mean that despite two people showing complete opposite worldviews, at the core of it there is the same message/intention. Not to be confused with the phrase two sides of the same coin, which means something completely different.

Friend 1: hey that insert propaganda agent was really right on political subject
Friend 2: no actually the insert opposite view propaganda agent was really right when he said political take
*Debating ensues*
Friend 3: y'all are just two flips of the same coin...

by Etymologynerdette April 21, 2024