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Chocolate Mountain

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.
"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 5, 2022
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Chocolate And Mayo

Some fucking chocolate and mayo in a jar dumbass
Chocolate and mayo is like the holy Bible and holy water but to defend yourself from fucking children
by C O S M O July 13, 2022
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Big Chocolate

Big Chocolate is the husband of steph, he loves her very much, but he also loves Bladee and drain gang. He owns an irony page. He is silly and goofy. gay gay gay gay gay
He just recited another Bladee lyric, he’s so Big Chocolate.
by BigChocolate123 July 15, 2022
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Chocolate Milk

The water in the sink after soaking or washing dreads. It literally looks like chocolate milk. Dreads are rarely washed but when they are soaked all the dirt and debris will remain in the sink. Some people are dared to drink it.
“Your dreads be lookin’ fly did you spruce them up?”

“Yeah take a look at the chocolate milk they produced!”

“We should pour that into Yoo-hoo bottles and sell that chocolate milk”
by Bomb-Shelly July 16, 2022
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lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).
Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.
by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022
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Chocolate and Mayo Bottle

Drink Chocolate and mayo bottle now to have good drawings and…A FREE PACKAGED EMORY
Cody drinks chocolate and mayo bottle while going Hiking
by C O S M O July 25, 2022
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