Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.

My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.

by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022

liquid zoo

It's an aquarium.

Innocent pirate: (lisping) Mom, can we go to the liquid zoo?
Mom: You mean the aquarium?

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 5, 2022

Zoo wee mama

A victory cry that is used after you did something atrocious such as mass genocide

Hitler said "Zoo wee mama" After sending 6 million jews to God's PO box

by Forsakened Sins January 2, 2022

Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo

Daniel's full name.
Someone who always says "That's bullying," and always fake screams.

"Hi, Daniel's Big Day At The Zoo," said Bob.
"That's bullying," said Daniel.

by ⠀ June 5, 2022

zoo feeder

n. to be able to feed the animals in a zoo by releasing gasious substances from inside ones rectum and filtrating it through the atmosphere until it evolves down the food chain to a suitable level

Jean you are such a zoo feeded

by Prophet Mech January 20, 2004

Zoo

Middle schoolers in 9th hour

There's a Zoo of ugly creatures in here

by MushroomMoe November 11, 2021

Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.

“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”

by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022