An individual who feeds off of the tragic events of others. They gain their power by gathering information about said tragedy from everybody but the person affected.
"Gayle came over to my office today to get the deets on Phil's mother's stage 4 cancer diagnosis. She's a blatant tragedy vampire."
by AlabamTa June 15, 2017
Get the Tragedy Vampire mug.In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.
"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"
"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"
"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"
by zhrona January 11, 2020
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by Roxas187 December 18, 2012
Get the Heat Vampire mug.Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.
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