Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

Go commit uninstall life

A way of saying someone has to die in Roblox©. (Gotta love the ©).

"Go commit #######" (suicide is censored by Roblox©) is now "Go commit uninstall life"

by jubiman December 11, 2018

Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.

Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.

by tyjo121 August 8, 2017

Commitment

Opening a bag of chips when you’re home alone

Me: *just got home. Sees bag of chips on counter . Checks if anyone are home.*
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.

by BadAssBitchMaria July 22, 2018

go commit air not entering lung area

Another way of saying kys

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old

by How1dare1you September 8, 2018

commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

by NotTuch August 15, 2022

Defense commitments

a policy to use military force

NATO has defense commitments to one another.

by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 7, 2022