Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.

Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"

by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024

Schlong island

Long island

Stupid bong man from schlong island

by Agayguy March 1, 2024

Schlong Dongler

Someone who uses a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

Schlong Dongler

A user of a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

Anti-Schlong Dongler

Woman

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"

by TheDobbi March 9, 2024

Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars

Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022