Ryan

This person is amazing beyond belief. Hes very athletic and can beat you at anything. His presence will make any day brighter and his words can dry any tear. This is the most loyal guy ever. He will never leave your side no matter the circumstances. He is very old fashioned and will do anything to make who he loves happy. He has the most beautiful eyes and by far the best kiss you'll ever have. Hes any girls dream.

You cant live without Ryan.

by Dooooookkieee January 14, 2019

Ryan

Ahhh, Ryan the infamous Ryan. You may be easily fooled by Ryan, because we all know we really can’t tell what that pshyco farmer fuck is thinking. You may think he is an innocent young farmer that takes pride in hunting and fishing but you are wrong. Ryan has to cope with deep mental issues so if you happen to be around him be very careful. Although Ryan can be very funny and sweet; it is most likely a plan to distract from what’s going on deep inside his head. If you are alone with a person and cannot tell if it’s Ryan watch out for these key items- Plaid or flannel, Carhartt anything, Timberland boots or Nike Af1’s that look like Timbeeland boots and sunglasses. On the other hand if you want to talk to Ryan approach with extreme caution and at your own risk. I often reflect on Ryan’s mental state I know I am not the only on concerned a fruitcake Mr. Annandale shows extreme concern and hatred Ryan. Ryan also likes to kill ducks and deer to eat, instead of going to a grocery store and buying some food. From the outside Ryan looks like a small town farm boy who was bread deep in ladner for generations. (Which is probably true). Overall I have come to the conclusion that it’s all fun and games with Ryan until he mutilates a Seagull or brings a bb-gun to school.

Ryan: “Anyone want some spitz?”

Person one: “OMG THERES A SEAGULL GETTING LIMBS RIPPED OFF OUTSIDE”

Everyone else: *Looks at eachother”

Everyone else: “KADYYY”

by Whatnic? February 13, 2019

Ryan

The people writing these responses are people named "Ryan" and are only posting these to raise your self-esteem. If you're named "Ryan", chances are you're very insecure about yourself considering the fact that you are actually looking up your name on Urban Dictionary.

Hi, my name is "Ryan" and I am a faggot.

by ult_utility July 25, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is very shy and quiet, but when you get to know him he's very friendly. He'll still be very quiet though, he has a bigger bubble butt than most girls.

Jake: "Hey, why are you so quite"
Ryan: "I'm shy"
Jake: "We are still friends right?"
Ryan: "Yes, I just don't like to be social."

by IRhinoGamez April 17, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is the type of guy that can win anyone's heart, like when you look at each other you'll get lost in his dreamy eyes. Also he can where anything he wants to and he will look good in it no matter what. Ryan could be the sweetest boy you have ever met but he can also be a bad boy sometimes.

I LOVE you Ryan
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

by The true keeper June 12, 2019

Ryan

Very racist and short individual, typically short and has zero friends, also smells

Omg Ryan is so Ryan

by Jeffnutz69420 December 7, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is Ryan and watches too many movies. The End.

Where we be without that Ryan watching so many films

by TheEquilibrium October 1, 2017