You may say that when someone resembles Peyton Manning and has a receding hairline which will fully diminish when he or she reaches to be 25 years old.
Person:Today I saw a kid with a receding hairline.
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
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Let's face it everyone, people tend to say you don't like her because she is a woman and you're sexist, even though deep down their heart they know she is bad character.
Let's face it everyone, people tend to say you don't like her because she is a woman and you're sexist, even though deep down their heart they know she is bad character.
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