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Reesing: Verb. The act of manipulating an ex-significant other to support one's drug habit by parasitically re-inhabiting the space of a sig-o without any care or consideration to reciprocate in kind (Sexually or otherwise).

Noun. A careless and manipulative act which deceives an ex into falling back into the role of provider in order to selfishly exploit them as a source of illicit drugs.

Comes from the root "Theresa," in that this act is the opposite of the selfless altruism exhibited by Mother Theresa.
Man 1: so me and my um, girl, hung out this weekend at the casinos again. We partied big the whole time!
Man 2: Aw yeah, you hittin that again? Good for you, she's hot as F!
Man 1: uh, well naw we partied too hard and passed out most nights. We just spent time reconnecting, you know?
Man 2:. Wut!? Man, that girl is reesing you for sure. She just wants you to pay for everything because she can't.
by FredZep November 22, 2022
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Idiot who doesn’t know when to shut up.
That goddamn know it all just wouldn’t be quiet. What a Reese.
by Hijo Bob December 30, 2021
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A male who struggles to attain bitches
Beta male:bro Jessica rejected me
Sigma Chad: your such a reese lol
Alpha king: your mom was reese-searching deez nuts lol
by Cho konma December 31, 2021
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A person who gets no bitches/hoes/play
Damn london really a whole reese
by JusArealNiqqa January 18, 2022
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Man guys london has been a reese since 2k20
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A blue-haired sewer rat with pronouns. Did I mention that he lives in a sewer and eats sewage?
person 1: bro Reese just stole my chips
person 2: what a sewer rat
by moldyIemons September 24, 2022
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Reese is a weird girl who likes to lay in bed all day watching arrested development because she’s in love with jason bateman even though he’s older than her dad. she likes to walk around the house in her underwear, ice rolling her face and boiling eggs cause it takes less effort than scrambling them. overall, she’s the coolest person you’ll ever meet if you’re not a man. she also smells like lavender.
Person 1: is that a miranda sings impersonator??

Person 2: no that’s reese
by definitelynotreesemiller October 14, 2022
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