boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

pretzel pop

when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her

"pretzel pop me daddy."

by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017

Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.

"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."

by C0deRage October 17, 2019

Pretzel

When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther

Me: I'm not a pretzel daddy daddy: bends legs farther your my pretzel me:😒

by Angel stella November 30, 2020

Gibb River Pretzel

The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.

"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"

by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021

Bit the Pretzel

To completely fumble a near-perfect situation with a female.

That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.

by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011

Furry Pretzel

A slang term for the female anatomy made up by someone who has no idea that they coined the term.

You can't have my furry pretzel!

by Bowler_000 October 23, 2011