Oklahoma

Oklahoma, home of crazy weather and impossible to get out red dirt. The 46th state of the United States of America. It’s a nice place if you don’t mind a little wind and sudden weather changes. While other states have the same weather all day or at least know what to expect, Oklahomans always need to be prepared to have sleeting in the mornings and 85 degree weather by 2pm with 70mph winds all day. Look out for dirt while wearing nice clothes. If you encounter a tornado, don’t seek shelter, poor a glass of sweet tea and watch from the porch.

Friend 1:Just planned a trip to Oklahoma to visit my family.
Friend 2: Cool, mind if I come?
Friend 1:No but your paying for the tornado season tea

by mikayla_36 October 2, 2020

Oklahoma Bitch

It is wat it is

Oklahoma Bitch ™

by ManwithlowIQ June 5, 2023

Oklahoma destroyer

They destroyed Oklahoma

Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.

by Mxvoidfall June 7, 2023

Oklahoma Pull Tab

Scalp

I collected 20 Oklahoma Pull Tabs out west.

by Elizabeth Warren June 15, 2023

Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.

Subway wasn't open that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.

by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023

Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the sandwich condiments (disregard the bread) and put it all together then stuff it between someone's ass.

Subway was closed that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.

by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023

Oklahoma Standard

About 800 levels below substandard.

Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.

by lyricalwordsmith13 March 21, 2023