Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans

Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day

by Ninja kill October 30, 2018

Nonce

A Nonce is a really nice guy and if you ever come across a Nonce, you are in luck. They have always got you back, as they are always watching you. This might sound creepy at first but, you never know they might be here to help. Do not be afraid of a nonce, they are your best friend

You see that nonce over there?

by A nice bloke November 8, 2018

Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce

Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket

by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018

Nonce

Slang for paedophile.

WillNE is a nonce

by RedWillNE November 12, 2018

Nonce

Nonce = Envy = Pedo

Holy guacamole Envy is talking to 15 Year old again, What a nonce

by Envy Nonce February 24, 2019

nonce

basically a man who talks about sex to teenage girls and under, normally from like india, turkey, norway and yeh they’re abit creepy oof ☹️

OI BITCH WAS DIXON BEING A NONCE TOWARDS YOU#noncey #shlol

by an_absoloute_boyo February 27, 2019

Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019