netflix education

An acquired world view based solely on the documentaries featured on Netflix. Individuals tend to have little or sub-par post-high school education. Individuals tend to surround themselves with like minded individuals (see "Circle Jerk") and very rarely read. They also tend to ride fixed-gear bicycles and hang in urban coffee shops and almost always vote as liberally as possible.

Person A: "And then he said we would be much better off if we would stop ignoring the greatest minds of our time, like Neil degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye".

Person B: "Was he joking?"

Person A: " No, he was really serious. He must have a Netflix Education."

by Blu_Portal June 20, 2016

the netflix rule

If you want to watch any specific movie at a given moment, whatever it is, it will not be available on Netflix.

I wanted to watch insert movie you want to watch right now so I checked it up on Netflix...it wasn’t there so I rented it on Amazon instead. (sigh) the netflix rule strikes again.

by Netdixs January 21, 2018

netflix and chill

when you and your boyfriend/girlfriend wanna come over and fuck but you dont want other people knowing

“hey babe, wanna netflix and chill?”

“sure, but why did u say it like that?”

“my moms here ;)”

by rootbeerwoman June 23, 2020

Netflix and chill

The phrase you wished you knew the definition of earlier

“Hey want to Netflix and chill”
“Dude no I’m not gay”
“Huh I’m just asking if you want to watch Netflix”
“You know what Netflix and chill means right”

by Naniladlord October 9, 2020

drunk netflixing

similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting, it's when you are drunk and add items to your netflix queue. you don't realize you added the items until you receive a dvd in the mail that you have no memory of requesting.

you go to the mailbox and open your red envelope ready to watch the next episode of "it's always sunny in philadelphia", only to find that you have "marley and me" instead. and you're like WTF! how did this shit get in my queue?! i must have been drunk netflixing last week.

by shae shae 614 August 6, 2011

Netflix and chill

human: shut the fuck up

i said shut up

Netflix and chill

by some kid took my name October 30, 2019

The Netflix cruise

When you scroll through Netflix menu for about 30 minutes and then end up on the first thing you saw.

"hey babe can we get off the Netflix cruise" "sure thing pudding" ..... Puts on shrek.

by Bigjimmy987 December 22, 2020