Jake

A Jake is someone who is kind ٫loving and friendly .If u ever meet a Jake need sure to get to know them and they are Also really cute 🥰😍😜😘

Girl1:Wow look at him
Girl2:i know right he is so cute!😜
Jake:Make ladies how are you?

by anonymous November 29, 2020

jake

massive cock dude

that guy is definitely a jake.

by FatherShmeed December 26, 2020

Jake

One who is keen to sucking balls

That dude is such a Jake.

by xsvrampage March 23, 2009

Jake

Everything that is bad is 'A jake'

'Dude, you really jaked this up'
'that situation is jaketastic'
'dont be a jake'
'if you dont stop being such a jake'off I will punish fuck your dumper'

by Fagel May 4, 2008

Jake

1. (v) To rob someone. Usually involves taking money, but could also cover other possessions.

2. (n) A thief.

1. Guy 1: So we'll jake a couple of first-years for a couple of quid, then go get some lunch. All in favour?
Guys 2, 3 and 4: I!

2. Guy 1: That guy just swiped my wallet!
Guy 2: Stay away from him, he's a total Jake.

by Azred Ferla April 15, 2006

Jake

a stupid gay ass mother fucking faggot. also known as a player, a monkey sucker, a cock stroker, and we have proven today that he is the lowest form of male on this planet, and many other planets. i will cherish the day he dies, and watch him burn in the firery depths of HELL.

sami&rachel: HEY JAKE FUCK YOU!! *stabs in the tiny heart*
jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love.
sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell

by mary-marie-ann July 21, 2009

Jake

Usually a Bandwagoner Sports fan. Jumps teams everyday. And claims to be a Life-Long Clipper Fan. Most people named Jake don't watch games but look at stats which makes it hard to talk sports with them.

All of the Heat Fans are Jake's.

by Clipper Darrel June 3, 2013