Cherry picking gloves

Make targets easier to achieve.

He's smashed the target, thanks to those cherry picking gloves

by Braveheart 16.5% February 11, 2017

drop your gloves

when players of two opposing teams take off and drop their gloves in order to fight the other player/team authentically. usually in hockey and lacrosse

you gotta drop your gloves if you wanna fight him!

by j. Cole July 17, 2016

Alabama Glove Puppet

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.

Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."

by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.

"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"

by battmerns March 10, 2021

dirty white glove

When one ejaculates into his hand proceeding to slap his partner in the face with said discharge.

She explained the crusty handprint on her face to be the result of "a dirty white glove."

by thekwizzle July 31, 2011

i glove you

being totally infatuated with ones gloving abilty after they have completely stolen your face.

omg your finger rolls are the best ive ever seen! I glove you lets trade kandi!

I think im in glove with your tuts!

by plurpenguin April 13, 2014

Rubber Glove Love

When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.

My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.

by The Smart Ass June 29, 2015