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Da falcon

A nickname that can be given to a man's penis. Can also be used in a sexual reference called the falcon punch. Essentially it is just a move that is similar to the pelvic thrust, but done unexpectedly and when done the man yells "Falcon Punch!!!"
Girl: Oh yeah baby do it to me good
Guy: You ready for da falcon?
Girl: Huh what?
Guy: *pelvic thrust* FALCON PUNCH!!!
Girl: What the hell was that?
by sdkjsdkfjsd September 20, 2007
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Falcon Punch

1.When a guy/girl punches a girl in the vagina until it turns red.
2.When a guy/girl punches a girl in the vagina while she is having her period, causing blood to squish.
Jorge wants to Falcon Punch Gwen.
by 112334578752357 August 5, 2009
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Falcon Punch

A punch where someone leans far back and makes a fist away from his target while the opposite hand points a finger. He then throws the fist forward hard and keeps his head down as if staring at the ground with his opposite hand pointing back. This was made famous by Captain Falcon so often times a flaming bird will appear with you.
The two guys were head to head until one of then threw a falcon punch... that ended the fight...
by g0stf1ngr May 2, 2010
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Aluminum Falcon

The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon.

the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.

Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.

The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.

The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
Person 1: "Damn, last night Katie was so horny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,"
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
by RUFF SECKS January 10, 2010
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The Peanut Butter Falcon

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.
last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon
by VitoVane September 23, 2019
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True Blue Falcon

A bastardization of two contradictory terms. True Blue is a dated naval/sailing term meaning honest and loyal to a unit or cause. Blue Falcon is used in the modern Army to designate a "Buddy F**ker", that is someone who is not a team player and displays no unit loyalty. Implies a more negative meaning when the terms are put together in this way: True(as in real,bigtime) Buddy F**ker.
Seaman Smith is True Blue. He took a cannonball to the testicles but still managed to crack a smile when the Queens knickers caught fire.

Private Tickle is a Blue Falcon. He ate a piece of pie at dinner chow and the drill seargent smoked the whole platoon.

Private Englund is a True Blue Falcon. She f**ked her country.
by Ross Fredenhagen December 18, 2005
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Anal Falcon Punch

To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.
Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
Girl- "OHH!"
by PashaXXX January 15, 2009
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