A “attack” squirrel that was fed meth by some weird American dude. Like this actually happened. Look it up
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3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.
you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY
you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS
also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY
you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS
also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
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Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”
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