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Deez nuts

A “attack” squirrel that was fed meth by some weird American dude. Like this actually happened. Look it up
by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022
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in yo mouth
by MisterTDS February 28, 2022
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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
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Deez Nuts

A joke personally to troll friends, family or randoms online.

A well known meme.
Person 1: “Hey, do you know Candice?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”
by KNOWYOURFACTS June 2, 2021
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An action in which one person manages to make another read the words 'deez nuts' over the internet.
by wkandiel51 June 12, 2021
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