Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021

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Colonic colonist

Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.

"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!

by ThunderclashPrime August 25, 2021

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colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

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Colonize

When a white (typically English) individual dates and dominates their significant other.

"Did you see James' boyfriend? He's dating a Hispanic dude." "Yeah, bro can colonize."

by Golden Boy Brendan June 23, 2023

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Colonizer

Colonizer is a word used for the absolute based gigachads that ran around and made a bunch of betas do what they say.

Commonly you will see former conquered people attempt to use it as an insult. This is due to their beta smooth brain not understanding it’s a compliment.

“Yooo Earl just landed a tre flip down the 7 set!”
“Wooooah! Earl is such a Colonizer!”

by Goated Conquistador February 27, 2023

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