Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.

by dil_nasx March 3, 2021

Cat

Furry peice of shit

You know what a cat is

by OFWGKTADGAFBBLS March 22, 2021

Cat

The best pet.

John: What is a cat
Intellectual: Better than dogs. Also how did you not know that

by haha my existence is meaningle April 10, 2021

Cat

Adorable. Enough said.

My cat is sooo cute.

by Coco locomotive May 6, 2021

cats

they have 2 goals.
1. kill human
2. take over the world

- I wanna kill my human. Lets use my paws! >:)
- whoa. my cat wants to kill me. Helpppppppppp.
CATS ARE SCARY

by kittypapaboy February 15, 2023

Cat

UK road man slang, a cat is basically a drug dealer or a plug

Cee don't do no fraud I trap say yo to the local cat

by Pussyeater85 December 28, 2022

A cat

a type of animal created to bother you every time because they feel superior and don’t give a fuck about you unless it’s petting them, but they’re so cute you can’t ignore them.

“I heard something meowing!”
“Oh it’s always a cat.”

by Alex 🍂 (Taylor’s version) August 14, 2023