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autotuned bees

the one tommyvid that was rather pog
“WHERE ARE THE AUTOTUNED BEES”
IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGJTY JUNGLE”.

wE WoUld LIke somE pOlLenn”
by dumbdefinitons:) April 16, 2021
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Hot Bees

An exclamation used when surprised or in awe
"Hot bees! That is one ugly chick!"
by TwiceStyle June 28, 2013
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Bee's Sleaze

A sex act wherein one partner inserts honey into their partner's orifice,* licks it out, then makes out with their partner.

*any orifice will do
I call Chelsea "honey" because she loves a good Bee's Sleaze (as do I!).
by Bee'sSleaze July 25, 2012
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Chigger, bees.

Human 1: "Ya'll seent the new Tyler Perry movie?"
Human 2: "Chigger, bees. Of course we did."

Human 3: "Ya bitch, I'll kick yo ass."
Human 4: "Pshhhhh, chigger bees."
by mewXaq June 18, 2011
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barry the bee

by Daddy is hard May 17, 2020
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Bee Fetish

A bee fetish isn't really as simple as it sounds like. It's not just about having an unusually peeked interest in anything regarding bees. Basically it's like an entire religion centered on worshipping bees as one's idol. People who have a bee fetish are/will often become beekeepers. They tend to welcome bees in their homes, and strive to have an entire bee colony in their backyard. Now as dangerous as that sounds, the irony here is that bee fetishists actually want to get stung; in fact, they believe that getting stung is a sign of good luck and good fortune.

Taking that to the next level, there is an annual sacred ceremony that bee fetishists often perform. This involves the process of stripping down butt naked and smearing themselves with honey from head to toe. Next, they find a calm and relaxing place to sit. Finally, to complete the ceremony, one must open an entire crate of bees and let the bees cover every inch of their honey-coated skin, all the while sitting completely motionless. The ceremony usually lasts around one hour, and can often be a VERY pleasurable experience for bee fetishists.

Though anyone can have a bee fetish, women make up the majority of bee fetishists.
Dude 1: Yo so how's everything going with dating Elisabeth? Did you ever get to meet her parents?

Dude 2: Yeah I did, but dude there's something really strange about her family. Literally everything in their home is about bees and beekeeping, in fact even I found a few bees flying in their house!

Dude 1: Damn that's weird

Dude 2: Yeah, and that's not even the weirdest part! One day after sleeping at her house, I woke up and caught Elisabeth in the bathroom covered in bees!!!! She was just sitting there, with a smile on her face... and during that moment I realized that she and her family had a bee fetish. I fucking ran out of there and never talked to her again.
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bee boy

tubbo. he likes bees. he's a boy. it makes sense yk
Tubbo Fan : Have You Watched Bee Boy's New Minecraft Video? it's so Cool!
Tubbo Fan 2 : Yes I Have!
by TubsiIs June 15, 2022
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